Eve (they/them): Talks to trees. Down for anything and curious about everything. Loves the color green and almost always has an olive-green kerchief tied around their head or neck. Pixie haircut, lip ring, nipples pierced. Snake tattoo wrapped around left arm. Will pull you into a hug and you feel so comforted and like everything is going to be “okay.” Loves to trade. Baseball card for candy. Massage for love note. Dinner for dirty talk. Trading truly turns them on. In love with Lilith. Flirts with everyone. Always looking to book lunch dates with friends. Taurus sun, Sagittarius moon, Cancer rising, Gemini venus.
Lilith (she/her): A hottie. Typically reserved but when she speaks, it’s with intention and impact. Huge tattoo of a phoenix on her back, small tattoo of apricot on her wrist. Is the friend you go to to be reminded of how powerful you are. Will probably not hug you unless she really likes and trusts you. Loves horses. Excellent at pool, will crush you. Orange is her favorite color. Always has a lighter on her, but doesn’t smoke. In love with Eve. BFFs with Luc. Licorice is an awesome flavor–will die on this hill. Sagittarius sun, Aries moon, Aries rising, Virgo mercury.
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