*GASP* “Mags–do you see the person approaching?”
Mags looks up from the sandwich board onto which she is inscribing, in pink chalk, the Scent of the Day (lime & helichrysum) and the outfit of the day (TBD when Jeje decides to focus).
“Um, yeah..that’s Eve. I told you they were coming this morning to check out the Garden. Why they want to come in this early beats m–”
“LOOK AT WHAT THEY’RE WEARING!”
“A green…suit? They’re always in green. Well, the few times I’ve–”
“Mags, honey, have I not taught you ANYTHING?! That’s not just any green ‘suit,’ as you say. That, my friend, is a 1969 Oscar de la Renta jumpsuit...my god, it’s gorgeous.” *SIGHS IN STYLE ADORATION*
“Okay Jeje–it’s way too early for you to 1) honey me and 2) challenge me with your ridiculous amount of knowledge about vintage fashion. How can you even–”
“SHH they’re coming in–omg I’m going to die.”
“What’s up, Eve?” greets Mags, except no one hears them over the bell-jingling of the door mixing with the squeals of Jesus.
“NICE TO MEEEET YOU I’M JESUS HOW ARE YOU okay enough small talk WHERE did you find this Oscar, babe??? Can I have it? I’m kidding, I’m kidding…unless you’ll give it to me? No seriously, just jokes YOU LOOK absolutely STUN-NING tell me everything.”
The two perch on the edge of the plum velvet couch in the dressing area and fold into style chatter, as Mags gets back to updating the board, subconsciously registering a familiar citrus-y scent and a warmth in their thighs. But she doesn’t notice the other being, who came in quietly behind Eve, approaching the counter.
“Hey Mags.”
“Oh good LORD you scared me, Luc!!”
“Oops–sorry,” (though she notices his eyes crinkle a bit in amusement and a sexy spark flips between them).
“Eve and I brought you a breakfast snack–I think you said this was your favorite flavor?”
His big hand with black-polished nails (shiver) reaches out, holding out a deep red apple–a McIntosh.
“Take a bite, Mags, it’s delish!” comes Eve’s voice from the dressing area, they themself crunching into a sister McIntosh apple while Jeje happily munches a Golden Delicious.
So Mags takes a bite. And it IS delish.
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