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Hey fash-sinners! What colors have you been wearin’ this week? I’ve been drawn to lots of reds, pinks, and oranges. A hot pink with a neon orange? Oh my GODDESS there’s nothing like that obnoxious, glowwave combo.
This week I am indexing my outfits from my FIRST romantic getaway weekend with cutie pie Judas. We went to Palm Springs. *heart eyes*
Friday
Travel outfit: Wide-leg, white (yes honey white before MDW because we DGAF) linen pants with a pink rose design (love you, Venus bish!). Soft gray, cropped, cowl neck sweater. Slouchy gray ankle boots I found at Goodwill. My orange Telfar (filled with plane snacks). Topped with my gorgeous, lush mustache I grew JUST for this trip.
Dinner outfit: We had reservations at Workshop Kitchen+Bar so I had to compliment the cold, minimalist atmosphere with a pop of color: RED. Judas helped me with a red graphic liner design, and I matched it to my sheer, long red gloves. My bodice was covered in my favorite sleeveless, long black maxi sheath (I finally found it after months of it being missing in, wait for it…MAGS’S closet! Le sigh). Paired with my red cowgirl boots. Mustache? Still luscious.
Saturday
Day outfit: Joshua tree, babyyyy! I had to look good for those trees. Wait for it babes…I wrapped one of my red gloves around my head as a head band! Genius, right? Then brought my Levi’s classic cut-off jorts and a cute new vintage Tommy Bahama button down I found for the shop…but then kept for myself heehee. It’s red with orange and pink florals (told ya…red, pink & orange = iconic). I left the buttons unbuttoned, gifting my fellow tourists with my gorgeous chest hair, which matches…wait for it…MY LUSH MUSTACHE! Oh and my feet? Adorned with my all-white converse high tops (Judas wants everyone who reads to know I made him tie my shoes).
Dinner outfit: Y’all…we did a sexy In-N-Out date!!! Animal style…*devil emoji* I reused my black sheath maxi and tied my Tommy Bahama shirt on top. Kept it going with the white converses (yes Judas tied them bc I’m a BRAT and I love it when he dotes on me). The crown jewel (besides my mustache) was the dainty necklace Judas bought me at gorjana–it’s gold with a little Joshua tree pendant. What. A. Babe.
Sunday
Morning at the pool: I wore the cutest vintage bathing trunks–super pink, super short—showing off my thighs, mama. Wore the Tommy Bahama shirt that came off quickly bc I’m a slut for a pool. Paired with some orange Havaianas flip flops, and topped with my orange mani holding a mimosa.
Travel home: SAD. Wore the gray sweater to match my glum, overtop the black sheath maxi. (Thank goddess I nabbed that back from Mags–it got USED this weekend.) Wore the booties, my new necklace and of course…wait for it…MY LUSH MUSTACHE.
What a weekend, babes! What are you travel-fashion go-tos? Let me know in the comments.
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