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As promised fash-sinners, I’m back with more Edentown style cataloging!
Today we have EVE, LILITH, & MARY(/mom).
Eve: In green, obviously. The king of flowy wear and maxi dresses, this babe has on a long, sheer, forest green shift. Featuring a wide neckline and wide, puffy short sleeves, they decided to grace us with a 90s Victoria Secret nightie underneath the shift, in dusty rose, which creates a pastel green effect. Paired with a long strand of imperfect pearls (okay Pisces szn!) and three pink butterfly clips to create leftside rows and a cute tuck in their pixie cut, the pièce de résistance is a gold, leafy cuff on their left ear. It’s giving forbidden. It’s giving earth god. It’s giving paradise-is-a-mindset. (We were at their apartment when I catalogued, so no shoes, but something tells me they wouldn’t wear shoes out in the wild, either.)
Lilith: Lilith Lilith Lilith. LIL. (Side note: Around Edentown some might say Lilith and Mags have the same style or vibe. We do not say that. WE DON’T DARE. These two femmes, albeit both fierce and fab, have totally unique stylings. Yes, they both like black; but keep following me here and I’ll show you how nuanced their all-black stylings are.)
One of Liith’s fashion icons is Scary Spice (Hail Mel B.!!!), and it SHOWS today, y’all. Toward the front of Lilith’s gold-tinged fro are two perfectly coiffed space buns, complimented by glittering gold, cat-eye graphic liner. She is wearing an orange, silk robe overtop a spaghetti-strap LBD. On her feet? Classic black high-top converse. *chef’s kiss*
Mary aka Mom: First of all, her shaved head is a look. Especially bc it always smells of rose + vetiver, the same balm she rubs on Jo’s (/dad’s) beard every day. Today she is wearing one of Jo’s cut-off grey muscle shirts, showing off her tattoo of Gabriel on her right upper arm. Paired with cornflower-blue skinny jeans?? Oh she’s a cute, herbalist momma, ain’t she?? We just got pedis together and I’m jealous of the bubble-gum pink she chose. Both of her middle toes feature silver bands she bought during one of her infamous solo beach trips.
Signing off but tell me in the comments below…do you want more Edentown style cataloguing?? I obviously love writing them but maybe I’m just weird.
Remember…Jesus died for your fash-sins…so come on by the Garden and make it up to me by letting me STYLE YOU UP, babe!!!!
Speaking of palmarosa (tropical grass with red flowers), have you checked out SLOTH the perfume yet? It’s my first scent to include palmarosa and it’s divineeee. Palmarosa reminds me a bit of cherry juice. Tart with a sweet tone that comes forward as it sits on the skin. The whole perfume is a dreamy-deep potion, bringing mystique, cold river, plush boudoir to the wrist. You deserve a Pisces szn treat—buy a bottle. ; )
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Your writing -- and their styles-- just perfection 👏🏻 love this