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Hi fash-sinners!
Trash post today–a catalog of Edentown’s winter looks:
Sal from Sal’s Grocery.
Always looking sexy in his aged turquoise baseball cap that reads “go vipers” (our minor league baseball team) in pink text, worn backwards always. +Perpetual 5 o’clock shadow and one gold hoop earring…this sandwich slinger is a whole vibe. Serving snack, especially bc we are all sluts for his pizza subs.
Jo
Serving heart throb in their classic buffalo plaid flannel, top 3 buttons left unbuttoned (weird maybe bc he is my dad but a lewk is a lewk).
Mags
Black (always) cropped fleece sweater (found by me) paired with black cargo pants, cuffed at the ankles, this bitch always looks good (but would it kill them to add a little yellow? It would, she claims). Classic black vans and black ankle socks. They’re giving moodiest Scorpio sun/Cap moon.
Luc
Oh this honey loves a red. I found him a long red cotton skirt, which he paired with a Clash t-shirt and his cutie black converse high tops. One earring, shaped like a wing. Redefining mAScULiniTy, one skirt at a time.
Judas
This little Virgo cherub loves a purple moment! We found a raglan with light purple sleeves, and a plum middle. He paired with classic Carhartt brown pants and his signature neroli scent. Swoon. That silver streak of hair tho…best natural accessory I’ve ever seen.
Saving Mary, Eve and Lilith looks for my next post…stay tuned. *Heart eyes*
And never forget, Jesus died 4 ur fash-sins…head to the Garden on Main Street for a new ‘fit, styled by ME, your style savior.
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