IT’S HOT HONEY SUMMERTIME, Y’ALL!
And that first drip is YUMMY. Just for you!! Enjoy this sweet heat edit.
HOT HONEYS TYLER AND CARRIE
Tell us about you, hot honeys!
Carrie! [Baltimore]
Artist. Hot Divorceé living her queer dream life.
Tyler [Baltimore]
According to Carrie: “Reformed fuckboi, drummer, writer, cat DILF.”
All-time summer bop? 2024 summer bop?
[Carrie] All-time: Scarlet Begonias — Sublime.
2024: Back on 74 — Jungle.
[Tyler] All-time: A Roller Skating Jam Named “Saturdays” by De La Soul and the whole Miseducation of Lauryn Hill album.
2024: Tangerine by Mosie, especially at 1:19 on haha.
What’s a scent u luv that you associate with summer? What does summer smell like?
[Carrie] Sun tan lotion lol.
[Tyler] Something grilling (and also sunscreen).
Beach read you’ve devoured this or past summer?
[Carrie] Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl —Tracy Quan.
[Tyler] I remember reading Enter Your Initials for Record Keeping by Brian Oliu on the beach in like 2017 and being like, “these are really beautiful essays about NBA Jam.”
Article of clothing or accessory you rewear all summer?
[Carrie] Striped wide brim hat.
[Tyler] Cut-off jeans.
Summer outfit you love?
[Carrie] All-pink linen bandeau and pants.
[Tyler] Cut-off jeans with any sleeveless shirt. Also going topless and showing off my top surgery scars!
Anything about your summer style that the people should know?
[Carrie] Sometimes…I’m forced to wear shorts. You’re welcome.
[Tyler] I’ve been told I look scholarly in the winter and like a 15-year-old boy in the summer, and I think that tracks.
Which r u: A/C slut or sunkissed and sweaty slut?
[Carrie] A/C!!!! (Carrie)
[Tyler] Sunkissed and sweaty bb!
Ultimate summer food/snack?
[Carrie] Lobster or shaved ice with lots of marshmallow.
[Tyler] Ice cream!!!!
What can we not live without this summer?
[Carrie] Tyler.
[Tyler] Driving with the windows down blasting summer jams. And also Carrie!
(Note from the editor: CUUUUTE! <333)
Movie you watch every summer?
[Carrie] Overboard.
[Tyler] Clueless.
Summer activity you have to do every year?
[Carrie] Ocean City, MD.
[Tyler] The beach!
Beach babe? Cabin cutie? Home honey? Road trip angel?
[Carrie] Road trip!
[Tyler] Beach and road trip.
What gets you hot about summer?
[Carrie] Queers in skimpy clothing.
[Tyler] Dancing close.
What’s a sweet-as-honey summer memory you hold?
[Carrie] Riding rollercoasters with a summer crush. We were on a field trip to Hershey Park in middle school. He had hair like Devon Sawa in Casper. We shared body heat & our elbows brushed. It was scintillating.
[Tyler] Every Butch Gardens (LGBTQIA+ dance party in Baltimore, MD), especially the one where it started raining and all the queers danced in the rain. Also, dancing on a Pride float at NYC pride summer 2007.
How do you take your water in the summer? Over ice? Flat? In a Stanley cup? With lemon?
[Carrie] Water? It’s either iced coffee or mojitos!
[Tyler] Over ice. And ginger beer!